Prego Belly

The newest irritation about a growing pregnant belly: the wet mark across my shirt from leaning against the sink to wash my hands.

I first get mad at myself for not being more careful and keeping the belly away from the countertop. Then I realize that it isn't me - it's the idiot who washed their hands before me and left the countertop soaking wet!

Come on people... have some respect for the people with expanding waistlines! We can't help it our arms are too short and our guts are too big to keep from pressing against the sink! Help me out here!!